Celebrate the Holidays in Style – “Christmas Calories Don’t Count” Funny Retro Shirt
Indulge guilt-free this holiday season with our “Christmas Calories Don’t Count” Funny Holiday Shirt from Healey Threads. This playful, retro-inspired shirt is made for anyone who believes dessert doesn’t count in December.
Crafted from soft, breathable cotton, it’s designed for comfort and laughter at every party, dinner, or festive get-together. Whether you’re baking cookies, wrapping gifts, or snapping selfies by the tree, this shirt keeps the spirit bright and lighthearted.
🎄 Features:


Premium cotton blend for lasting comfort


Vintage-style print with a festive flair


Unisex fit - great for men and women


Perfect gift for friends, coworkers, or that one dessert lover


Printed with care by Healey Threads




Get ready to turn heads (and maybe get seconds at dinner) - because when you’re wearing this Shirt, Christmas calories really don’t count!
Don’t wait - order your festive shirt today and make this Christmas the funniest (and coziest) one yet with Healey Threads!